Tell me a story!
This blog will eventually, someday, when I'm not a moron, be a place where you can ask me for a story on a particular topic. And then I'll, um, tell you a story about that. But since I'm pregnant and the baby is feeding off my brain, my stories will probably suck. So you can ask for a story any time, but I'm not guaranteeing quality. Email your story requests to email@example.com.